Muse & Fury Lit

1. You enjoy their company.
2. You want to spend tons of time with them, even when you have no plans.
3. You cry on their shoulder after a break up.
4. They cry on yours, too.
5. You want to hold their hand.
6. You want to kiss them.
7. You are gym accountability buddies.
8. You feel a pang of jealousy when you catch them checking out someone else’s gluteus maximus. 
9. You go to the beach together.
10. You lotion each other up because there are too many nooks and crannies that are difficult to reach.
11. You linger a bit longer because their shoulders are tight and they ask for a massage and that’s not weird, that’s just something really close friends do.
12. You are a big fan of playing chicken fight so you can be between their thighs and they get to be between yours, too.
13. You have gone on double dates.
14. You would rather be alone together than with two meatheads you met off Tinder.
15. You have thrown a murder mystery dinner party together for all your friends.
16. You two were the last to leave after you played your own special serial killer scenario out on the kitchen counter with ketchup and a butter knife.
17. You have slumber parties and enjoy movie marathons together.
18. You pause the movie to lament how you each wish the other was the opposite sex that society deems acceptable for you to fall in love with so you could finally be happy and in love because you love each other so much already.
19. You make breakfast for them the next morning.
20. You make breakfast and feed one another in bed.
21. You fart in front of each other and even have a star rating system for whose is the loudest, smelliest, wettest, and even cutest. 
22. You are roommates.
23. You are roommates in a one bedroom apartment because rent is expensive.
24. You sleep in the same bed because mattresses and blankets are also expensive and your bodies are warm when pressed together.
25. You gaze into each other’s eyes as you share a pillow and think about how no one else gets you like they do. 
26. You fall asleep hoping they feel the same.
27. Fifty years later, you die, holding hands, in the nursing home and get buried together in a cozy casket built for two. All your friends and family gather around to celebrate your love because even though you didn’t do the introspection to realize you might be bi or pansexual, it was pretty damn obvious to everyone else all along.

Nice! You might be bi:

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Sweet! You might be in a very intimate friendship:

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Cassie Soliday is a comedy writer and cartoonist, working in the Animation industry. They love road trips and the ocean, and especially road trips that lead to the ocean. Follow them on twitter and instagram @cassiesoliday.